Strap on your fanny packs and saturate your body in patchouli oil! Don’t forget to put on your Birkenstocks and hemp clothing then head over to Whole Foods and buy some overpriced organic food! After all, it will make you “feel good” right?
In celebration of earth day, I plan to idle both SUV’s in the driveway for at least 1 hour and melt dirty lead in my backyard. Then, I will throw all my recyclable items in the trash.
And now a word from our indoctrinated socialist youth on Global Warming.
Warning! Earplugs required.
Please don't melt our glaciers, please don't kill us all.
Please don't destroy our atmosphere; the sun will kill us all.
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Global warming it's not just a prediction anymore.
It's not just a prediction anymore -- it's true. Help!
Bush is such an IDIOT! I know.
He won’t sign the Kyoto Treaty
Why doesn’t he care why won’t he, Help!
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Icebergs are falling into the ocean, the ozone layers is thinning.
Make good choices don’t use so many resources, every single day.
Don’t drive your cars much, find alternatives.
Don’t be careless Recycle! Don’t use so much electricity.
Don’t use Styrofoam, be friendly to the earth it will be friendly back.
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