One good thing about my State of the Union address drinking game with Nancy Pelosi and Obama, you will be drunk within the first 5 minutes and soon will be passed out so you won't be tortured to watch the rest of it.
Take a drink if:1. Nancy Pelosi blinks more than 100 times per minute. (Don’t bother counting - you might as well take a drink every minute)
2. Obama says ‘I’, when referring to something he thinks he did good.
3. Obama says ‘the previous administration’ and/or 'inherited'.
4. Obama says ‘let me be clear’. (This means he's preparing to deliver another lie)
5. Obama says ‘Lincoln’ or ‘Kennedy’.
6. Obama says ‘saved or created’.
7. Obama bashes the US.
8. Joe Biden falls asleep.
9. Nancy Pelosi unnecessarily stands up and claps ferociously.
10. The Republicans stand up to applaud with the democrats. (This might not happen)
11. There is a Haitian refugee in the audience which Obama makes mention of to push his amnesty bill.
12. There is an outburst by Joe Wilson.
13. If 'camera whore' Sheila Jackson Lee is wearing a "communist red" outfit and/or she is clearly seen when Obama walks in the hallway towards the podium. Take another drink if she manages to shake Obama's hand.
If I'm not passed out I will count the total and post the amount of drinks required.
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